On The Beach Blog

...let it end!

No more of Britney! (I can't bring myself to write her last name.)

No more dangerous driving. No more hair chopping! No more bald pudenda! No more loony-bin behavior in public!

Just make it all stop!

The words of W.C. Fields are especially appropriate for you at this time:

"Don't be a luddy-duddy! Don't be a moon-calf! Don't be a jabber-nowl! You're not those, are you?"

Make the freakin' appointment to your un­expired seat of the Southampton Town Board already! More...

...but arguably this Millennium!

We're talkin' Margot at the Wedding on view this weekend at PAC!

(It makes one think fondly of the season of the Chinese lesbians.) More...

Oyez et terminez... after six plus years and one false start at the end of October, the deed is done! More...

It wasn't all that long ago that our friends at the New Moon Café had rented out their East Quogue eatery for several days to a movie company, and that Nicole Kidman, Jack Black and the wonderful Jennifer Jason Leigh were the leads. More...

Nice little fella... "Rosco." Terrier mix with some Weimaraner in his eyes. At five months, "normal-size" feet so he's not going to grow up to be a mortgage payment to feed! More...

...but when one is dealing with Southampton Town Hall, ya take'em where ya find'em! More...

The Manning under center in Super Bowl XLII will be Eli instead of Peyton? More...

The Suffolk County Board of Elections have finally finished verifying and certifying the General Election results from November 6th, and the GOP Candidate for Supervisor... the official choice of registered Southampton Town Republicans who took the time to make their way to the polls in September's Primary... is Westhampton's own Linda Kabot. More...

Returned to the Westhampton Transfer Station with an even fuller vehicle this afternoon, and confronted the hapless Southampton Town "Waste Management" Employee about the New Year's Eve debacle. More...