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Friday, December 19, 2014

Cue The Beatles...

Elizabeth Lindtvit

Tha's all right, Liz... everyone's allowed to act a little goofy on their natal day!

Many happy!

P.S. - You're doing a terrific job!


Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Okay, here's the deal...

...with the Westhampton Beach Police Department: it's all about the conflicting visions of the new Police Chief Trevor Gonce and the Village Board which belatedly appointed him.

One thing the residents have to know that whoever ap­proached William Wilson to succeed Ray Dean...

  • ...does not have the best interests of the Village at heart;
  • ...is a manifest idiot!

(I mean, William Wilson Jr.??? Who the hell did even a cursory vetting of the man?)

So in the feelings of elation/sense of relief at the More...

Saturday, December 13, 2014

It's a disgrace!

Gil Hodges 1951 Bowman Baseball Card

I'm both furious at Major League Baseball's Golden Era Committee and tremendously sad that once again Gil Hodges was shamefully refused a spot in Cooperstown!

He sure as hell earned it during a playing career that spanned from 1943 to 1963 with two years out for service in World War II where he saw combat in the Pacific, earn­ing a Bronze Star. More...

Friday, December 12, 2014

In case you missed it yesterday...

...Nancy Genovese (remember her?) just pulled down a hefty score from her wrongful arrest and imprisonment lawsuit for talking photos of a decommissioned fighter plane marking the 106th ANG portion of Gabreski Airport.

Attorney: East Quogue woman 'labeled a terrorist' awarded $1.1M in damages

"The $1,112,000 was awarded to the mother of three for pain and suffering. There will be a second trial to determine if there should also be punitive damages...."

The original plaintiffs included Suffolk County, Southamp­ton Town and a number of police officers involved in the August 2009 incident.

At this point the best that can be said for the taxpayers is that at least it wasn't the $70 million that Anna Throne-Holst's personally recruited Town Attorney, Michael Sordi, allowed to become a default judgement.

Thursday, December 11, 2014

'Bout freaking time

Newly sworn Police Chief Trevor Gonce signs his Oath of Office

Trevor Gonce is now provisional Chief1 of the Westhamp­ton Beach Police Department, a position for which he has been groomed by his former boss, Ray Dean, the FBI Academy and the crucible of backroom politics for the past 15 years.

Don't misunderstand; Trevor Gonce is one of the least political animals you will ever meet... but he's learning. More...

O Maria! You got some...

...learning to do, and you'd better take a crash course at your first opportunity.

From this morning's Southampton Press Western Edition's story on the Will We/Won't We Wilson fiasco:

"[Mayor Moore] declined to comment further on the situation, stating that it is a personnel matter."

No it's not, Maria, and you cannot fall back on that every­time you're not prepared to answer a question put to you by a reporter or a blogger as you have done at least twice now in the past six days, once on the issue of Police Department Consolidation and again now on the hiring of a Police Chief.

C'mon now! Remember that "transparency" thing?


And based on the most recent item on your own site, under your own name, I see that you are still confused.

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

A ride to Riverhead and back

Jeanne and I went across the Riverhead Plains yesterday midday to discharge a couple of quick errands.

Item the First: Jeanne was able to fill up her Toyota Prius (a hybrid) at Empire on Route 58 for 2.859. Why is it still well over $3.00/gallon here?

I usually direct that to our New York State Assemblyman Fred Thiele, but he just issues a press release announcing that he's sent an official letter to Albany about the matter, and it dies there.

Item the Second: on the drive back to Westhampton Beach in the driving rain, about every third or fourth vehice com­ing in our direction, had their windshield wipers on, but no headlights per New York State Law.

One car with its wipers going and its headlight off was a marked Suffolk County Sheriff's car.

Hamlet's final ride on his Harley...

SoA title art

...ended as it had to, crashing head­long into a semi out on Interstate 580 following a protracted medium speed chase by several dozen police vehicles with flashing lights and whining sirens.

And with Jax Teller's willful intrusion into the grill of an on-coming Peter­bilt, so ended the unforeseen seven year run of cable Fx's fascinating "Sons of Anarchy." More...

Tuesday, December 09, 2014

The Village dodges the Wilson bullet

The big headline on 27East last evening read:

Westhampton Beach Offers Police Chief Job To Wilson; Rescinds Offer Six Days Later

"The Westhampton Beach Village Board on Friday with­drew an offer it had made less than a week earlier to former Southampton Town Police Chief William Wilson Jr., one of eight candidates it had interviewed...."

Make no mistake... the biggest part of the story is that the Village Board settled on Wilson as the most suitable More...

Monday, December 08, 2014

Police Consolidation: what went on...

...behind closed doors (but shouldn't have!) at Six Corners prior to West­hamp­ton Beach's decision to not consolidate the Village Police Department with that of Southampton Town.

The idea was first raised publicly following a curious story in The Southampton Press. At the September 4, 2014 Village Board Meeting, under specific questioning by two members of the audience, all five Board members denied contacting the Town about consolidation, or even having knowledge of such a scheme prior to reading about it in The Press.

(Video record of that September meeting.) More...

Saturday, December 06, 2014

Are they freakin' kidding me?

WTF? balloon

At the end of this evening's Red Wings-Rangers game... yea! Wings!... I flipped over to CBS to see what college football action was on view, and I couldn't believe what I was seeing on my 46-inch screen.

My first thought was that something hideous had hap­pen­ed to the color controls of the set... I mean, the playing field, the end zones, even the uniforms of the 22nd ranked Boise State Broncos and the 6-6 Fresno State Bulldogs! More...

Friday, December 05, 2014

Village Board Meeting addendum

I've received two (2!) 'phone calls this morning wanting to know if the subject of a "Grocery Store" or "Super Market" use being added to the B2/B3/I1 districts was broached at last evening's monthly Village Board Meeting.

At the November Trustees Work Session when Mayor Moore not-so-artfully introduced the matter, there was a fairly strong sense that this would be addressed at the December Board meeting, probably in the form of a resolution to retain the environmental/economic planning firm of Nelson, Pope & Voorhis to study the impact of such a zoning change.

Whatever was supposed to happen last night, didn't, and the strong suspicion is that the pro-zoning change forces simply didn't have the necessary votes.

A new Police Chief and adding a Super Market use: two meaty matters on the boil now moved back to simmer.

Thursday, December 04, 2014

December Village Board Meeting

It was a well-attended monthly Westhampton Beach Village Board meeting at Six Corners this evening and while the long-awaited appointment of a new police chief was not forthcoming, a replacement for the upwardly mobile former Leeanne Gionta was announced: Janet Jurgielewicz.

Ms. Jurgielewicz was selected from a Civil Service List and her name handed up by Justice Robert A. Kelly Jr. to be his Justice Court Clerk effective December 8, 2014 at an an­nual salary of $40,000. More...

The Orwellean Model of information...

... described in the 1949 novel Nineteen Eighty-Four is taking hold for fair in the Village of Westhampton Beach.

Back in May of this year OtBB made note of the job held by George Orwell's protagonist "Winston Smith," a clerk in the Records Department of the Ministry of Truth where he is tasked with rewriting historical documents in order to match the constantly changing policies of the ruling power.

That was during the run-up to the Village Election, and all's fair in love, war and, as we see on a daily basis, politics. More...

Where's Waldo?

That's an easy one... he's on cable TCM (channels 34/734) Friday evening at 6:30 pm, when Otto Preminger's 1944 classic "Laura" is showing.

Lobby card from "Laura"

(That's him in the middle between Gene Tierney and Vincent Price, the splendid-looking fellow in black tie, "Waldo Lydecker" in the person of the incomparable Clifton Webb.)

I got the heads up on this from an old friend from from the Second Amendment wars, Harry Schneider, who recall­ed when I used that as a byline in the gunzines, and thought I'd be amused. More...

Tuesday, December 02, 2014

Of passing interest...

...or amusement, actually. From yesterday's The Suffolk Times:

Town Board set to appoint justice court director Tuesday

"The Southold Town Board is poised to fill its vacant justice court director position Tuesday with the ap­pointment of the current director of the Westhampton Beach Justice Court." More...

Monday, December 01, 2014

Sometimes the best thing you can do...

No "Grocery Store" in B3 and I1

...is say 'no'

There are two great truths in life: the first is that history is the best predictor of the future. The second is that those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.

First, the history lesson.

Up until the mid 1970s, downtown Riverhead was the premier shopping district on the East End. With three supermarkets, three jewelers, three shoe stores, clothiers, appliance stores, drug stores and other retailers... it was the place you went shopping. More...

Sunday, November 30, 2014

Ah, it takes me back...

...to 1974, 40 years ago today, actually, when Notre Dame 9-1 at the time and ranked Number 5 among all major colleges in the country, came to the Los Angeles Coliseum to play the sixth-ranked University of Southern California (8-1-1)... they still had tie games in those days.

The Fighting Oirish led 24-0 in the second quarter when, with 10 seconds remaining, USC tailback Anthony Davis took a seven yard lateral from quarterback Pat Haden for a touchdown.

They came up empty on the two-point conversion, and were down 24-6 at the half. More...

Thursday, November 27, 2014

Just the best Thanksgiving!

Detroit Lions logo

The Detroit Lions... my Lions... returned to their winning ways with a decisive 34-17 comeback win over the "Monsters of the Midway" on National TV, and that was great!

Then Philadelphia's Eagles took down the detested... by me, at least!... Dallas Cow­boys, 33-10, and that pretty much capped the day for me!

And between the final guns, we enjoyed a spectacular Thanksgiving Feast courtesy of our friends Mary (a teriffic cooks!) and John in Quogue!

What a kick-off to the holiday season!

Today is a special one...

...for Jeanne and m'self as it was Thanksgiving Day 2001 when we two re-connected while being of service to the lame, the halt, the aged, the infirm and the alone, a sappy tale of romance over the steam tables of New Moon Café I've related many times in the past.

So I'll not do it again, and just wish everyone the Happiest of Thanksgivings!

Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Getting a handle on 'Maria-speak'

With the five month anniversary of her being sworn in as Mayor of Westhampton Beach approaching next week, it might be instructive to know what Maria Z. Moore is actu­ally saying when she utters certain phrases... and we'll take this slowly, i.e., one at a time.

From this morning's Southampton Press Western Edition...

Back On The Table
Grocery store pitch isn’t dead

"'I've been approached by a lot of people about it, so I think we should look into it,' Ms. Moore said during last week’s work session." More...

Monday, November 24, 2014

Remember him?

Barry Layne in 2012

His name is Barry Layne, better known as "Big Barry," proprietor of a successful steak house of the same name on Route 25A in Rocky Point, and later a less successful one on Middle Country Road in Centereach.

I'm several seasons late to the party on this one, but m'daughter pointed me to this YouTube clip from "America's Got Talent" and, not surprisingly, it brought back a flood of recollections. More...

Sunday, November 23, 2014

Now this is depressing!

a red grapefruit half

My wife, the medical professional, served me half a red grapefruit as part of my Sunday breakfast... it was tasty, and I remarked:

"Haven't had this in quite awhile... we should do this more often. It was a real treat."

"Not with some of the medications you're taking," she shot back. "Google 'drug interactions + grapefruit,'" so I did.

Ack! "Potentially fatal side effects!"

Who knew what ordinary resident of a household refrigerator could generate such grave toxicity in an unsuspecting consumer?

Saturday, November 22, 2014

'Duke Days' Indeed!

John Wayne Western title card

One of the Encore brand of cable television channels is "Encore Westerns" which, as most could figure out, is devoted to the Western genre of movies and re-runs of those television shows from the late '50s through the mid-'60s.

("Encore Westerns" is seen on channel 353 on the local cable system.)

This month they've been heavy on John Wayne Westerns, and will culminate with a day-long "Duke Marathon" on Thanksgiving. More...

Friday, November 21, 2014

Will they put the lie to their own promise?

From the July 8, 2014 entry on the Moore/Palmer Agitprop blogspot entitled A New Chief of Police:

"It is only after there has been a complete evaluation of the available candidates that we can make the best determination and ensure that the next Chief will enjoy broad community support and will have the respect of the officers in the department."


The new Administration had their man, not in the wings, but front and center and ready to go with Lieutenant Trevor Gonce. More...

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

November Trustees Work Session

Updated 11/20/2014 – 11:25 am

There could be multiple explanations for what transpired this evening at the Westhampton Beach Village Board's monthly Work Session, but it's difficult to arrive at a definitive answer that isn't rife with conjecture.

Sparsely attended, it marked the (promising) debut of Village Attorney Stephen Angel of Esseks, Hefter & Angel, LLP of Riverhead... he seemed to get the lay of the land pretty quickly.

Ignoring the part where long-time Village Planner Kyle Collins was summoned to the meeting to discuss More...

Monday, November 17, 2014

I love it!

Headline from over the weekend:

USPS Workers fired for sleeping on job
Investigators raid facility, take photos of snoozers

USPS banner
"Ten Long Island USPS workers at the Hicksville Mainte­nance Facility were fired Friday for sleeping on the graveyard shift instead of repairing mail trucks...."

I wonder what would have happened had there been a competent agency to pull a similar late night raid on the old Sunset Avenue Police Station anytime during the mid-'70s to the late '90s! More...

Sunday, November 16, 2014

Gregor follows up...

...on last Fedruary's OtBB entry entitled "­Memo to Alex Gregor" in which the abysmal condition of...

"South Road in Westhampton between Cook's Pond and the Long Island Railroad crossing, with particular focus on that stretch between Seabreeze Avenue and Summit Boulevard"

...was publicly called to his attention.

Well, defying all expectations, I'm pleased to note that the Southampton Town Highway Superintendent has actually done something about that situation, resurfacing South Road from Nadine Drive by Cook's Pond all the way to the Brookhaven Town line... More...

Saturday, November 15, 2014

It has been called to my attention...

...that the Village's current administration has continued to maintain, with regular updates, its campaign Website, "Progress For Westhampton Beach."

Or, as it will henceforth be known on OtBB in order to keep it in perspective, the "Moore/Palmer Agitprop."

(It will be listed in the right-hand menu column of this blog since it is, after all, about Westhampton Beach... or at least their vision of our Village.)

And while I may take the mickey out of Mrs. Moore, Junior Palmer and especially shot-caller/Dow­a­ger Empress of Oneck Joan Levan, their views deserve exposure.

On another note, it's apparent that this blogspot has had considerable influence on the new kid on the Web, I am flattered... I think.

Friday, November 14, 2014

Why we love Jennifer Lawrence, #32

Jennifer Lawrence

Not only is the Academy Award-winning young actress a dish and abundantly talented, but aside from that gaffe in­volving keeping nude photos of herself on her (hack­able) cell' 'phone, able to make good decisions about her career.

Brilliant in films such as "Winter's Bone," "Silver Linings Playbook" and "American Hustle," and enormously popular as "Katniss Everdeen" and "Raven/Mystique" in, respectively, "The Hunger Games" and prequel "X-Men" franchises, at age 24 she's got it all going for her.

It's why I was disturbed to see that she'd signed on to do a "cameo" in the about-to-be released sequel to 1994's moronic "Dumb & Dumber."

Ennnt! Not so fast! Comes now news that "J.Law," as the equally moronic 7:00 pm "entertainment news shows" refer to her, scrapped that cameo.

Excellent move, young lady!

Thursday, November 13, 2014

CVS the new 'Shoreham?'

Headlines on page 1 of this morning's Southampton Press Western Edition:

Village Board Changes Prescription
CVS must now complete a pair of studies

Cute... but materially inaccurate!

Unlike the concomitant application being made by CVS in Bridgehampton...

(See: "CVS Caremark Files Lawsuit Against South­ampton Town Planning Board") More...