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Monday, May 20, 2013

Another step in the right direction...

...being the second1 in what is furiously hoped will be a lengthy series of entries in the "Used and Useful" series.

During the "economic downturn" which none of the past three Presidents have been able to turn around, with more and more commercial properties in the Village lying fallow, it's grand to see signs of life in demised premises. More...

Saturday, May 18, 2013

Knicks never had a chance

The New York Knickerbockers made official this evening what I had forecast on Wednesday, bowing

Knicks buried for the 2012-2013 season

106-99 to the Indiana Pacers
losing their NBA semi-final conference series in six games.

Not that the Knicks didn't have help... there was More...

Friday, May 17, 2013

Flashback 40 years...

...to April 8, 1973 and a modest dinner party we were hosting for a pair of playoff games with the NHL New York Rangers and the NBA New York Knicks taking on, respec­tively, the Boston Bruins and the Baltimore Bullets.

Both pairings were between arch rivals, and as both were being televised I carefully set up the house's two 17-inch black & white TVs in the dining room so that we and our guests could follow the action while we ate. More...

Thursday, May 16, 2013

The Daughter Launches...

...her enterprise and the father bursts with pride!

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Conceived, created and a reality! Go Pegs, go!

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

The Knicks is dead!

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Knew it a week ago last night right after their sole win (so far) in the second round playoff series against the Indiana Pacers, the one in which the Knicks went on a 36-4 2nd half run to win, 105-79.

My buddy Marty called when the game ended... we'll speak four or five times during the game... and talk about how the team we've been following since they played some of their games in the 69th Regiment Armory had finally awoken from their lethargy. More...

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Venturing onto a risky path

This is a subject I probably shouldn't be writing about, but it is a compelling one on so many different levels.

Angelina Jolie reveals she had preventive double mastectomy after discovering cancer gene

News of the 37-year old Oscar-winning actress' personal decision after learning that she was carrying the brac1 gene, suggests a variety of sub-head addenda, from the snappy... More...

Welcome back...

...proprietrix Sandy Patterson, genial Rob Sheldon and the entire Post Stop Café crew as the lights at 144 Main Street were again lit this weekend, and once more there was a warm bar to belly up to, and some of our favorite victuals.

And this is where Jeanne chose to dine for Mothers' Day to enjoy something she's been craving all Winter long: the house specialty Cranberry Turkeyburger. More...

Monday, May 13, 2013

Improbable... but they did it!

Detroit Red Wings

A month ago there was grave doubt as to whether the Detroit Red Wings were going to extend their North American professional sports team record of 21 consecutive seasons making it into the playoffs.

But they won their final four regular season National Hockey League games... two by shut-outs... and somehow finished seventh, and the opportunity to take on the team with the third best record in the NHL. More...

Sunday, May 12, 2013

Waltraut Gordon Miller (1926-2013)

Rats! And rats again!

If that name is not immediately recognizable, older-timers should recognize the name "Traute" and the slender young fräulein who rode an "English" bicycle around the Village when the standard model velocipede was the heavier-framed "American" model like the Shelby Flyer, Monarch Holiday or Indian Model 1937. More...

Friday, May 10, 2013

This is utter bullroar!

(Striving mightily to keep OtBB PG rated!)

Smith fined $5,000 for Game 1 flop

(This is the play in question.)

I've hated "Flopping" since the Philadelphia Flyers (in the National Hockey League it's called "Diving") forward Bill Barber would wind up face first on the ice if anyone was within five feet of him anytime he had the puck and was headed into the offensive end. More...

Thursday, May 09, 2013

May Village Board Meeting

...or, how I was schooled by Deputy Mayor Hank Tucker in front of a good-sized number of attendees at this evening's monthly Westhampton Beach Board Meeting.

It was awful! Since I was the one who rose to the lectern and posed the questions, I was obliged to stand and listen to him, and his two cohorts, Patricia DiBenedetto and Junior Palmer, explain their version of what they've been doing in service to the taxpayers over the past 11 months. More...

Wednesday, May 08, 2013

For one brief but bright moment...

An open door!

...as I drove down Sunset Avenue just now and saw that the late, much la­ment­ed National's store had an open door, it occurred to me that something positive might be happening at that premises, that maybe, just maybe, the Great Atlantic & Pacific Tea Company might finally be following through on their plan to do a thorough overhaul of the Waldbaum's not-so-super market next door, and even expand into that sadly vacated space. More...

Tuesday, May 07, 2013

Goodness gracious, Adrienne Supino...

Adrienne Supino Mackay

...is very upset with me... distraught might be le mot juste... over an OtBB entry from 14 months ago; she actually telephoned me to suggest... no!, plead for a dispensation of Orwellean proportions.

(My suspicion is that this is a gal not used to hearing the word "no" from members of my gender.)

The item which has caused her such distress was from February 17, 2012, entitled "Adrienne Supino's airhead moment," and therein, it seems, is the rub. More...

Monday, May 06, 2013

What am I missing here?

Both of these photos were taken three minutes apart, one long block from one another on Montauk Highway.

Westhampton Beach Valero on Montauk Highway and Old Riverhead Road Westhampton USA on Montauk Highway and Depot Road

Regular unleaded, pumped by an attendant, is More...

Sunday, May 05, 2013

There's nothing fair about a pet fair...

...especially when it's all about adopting cunning little puppies and kittens!

Which is exactly what was going on at Westhampton Pet yesterday afternoon when Jeanne dragged me up there to retrieve some wooden shipping pallets which Frank Bickley let's her have for her gardening requirements.

RSVP Inc.'s event at Westhampton Pet

Held by the local animal welfare and rescue group More...

Saturday, May 04, 2013

All this hoopla for what...

...two minutes and two seconds of thoroughbed horse racing surrounded by demi-celebrities... led by that über-weenie Bob Costas... in rapidly foundering peacock-land?

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The most annoying trapping of the two-hour telecast was the omnipresence of the unfamiliar "yum!" logo... I mean it was every­where!... on the jumpers of the track-walkers, floating in the corner of the television screen, the viewer couldn't escape it! More...

Friday, May 03, 2013

Urp!

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Knicks 88; Celtics 80.

This was a game of fits and spurts, ebbs and flows the likes of which I've never quite experienced!

During the extraordinary fourth quarter, I think I spent all but four minutes of it holding my throbbing temples or with my head in a waste basket trying not to hurl my dinner!

I'm too old for this... I can't handle the tension anymore!

This makes me physically ill!

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Mike Woodson upset with Knicks

And as far as I'm concerned, it's a game series changer! More...

Thursday, May 02, 2013

Tol' ya so! Tol' ya so!

...Neener neener neener!

Lindsay Lohan Flies To California, Breaks Rehab Plea Deal

A quick trip into the OtBB not-so-wayback-machine of less than a month ago:

"[T]his... promulgated locally by "Patch" an hour ago... will, like 90% of the "news" related to the Lohan family, prove untrue!"

No special powers here... this was a no-brainer! And our little Village escapes another media freak show.

Wednesday, May 01, 2013

O, J.R. - STFU!

Just what I wanted to hear from the Knicks J.R. Smith!

J.R. Smith: Series should be over

"Oh yeah, it would've been over. I'd have been playing golf today."

Smith, the swingman who'd taken a Flagrant Foul 2 in last Friday's Game 3 in Boston which resulted in a one game sus­pension, is of the belief that the New Yorkers would have swept the Celtics if he had been playing in Sunday's Game 4.

J.R., the next thing I want to hear from you is when you can say "Whew! Glad that one's over after my screw-up!"

Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Exit Becky... Hello Liz!

Ms. Molinaro, we hardly knew ya, but Westhampton Beach's loss certainly is East Hampton's gain, and after the ridic­u­lous antics you survived during your all too brief tenure here, 11937 should seem like a sunny week at the beach.

Elizabeth Lindtvit and Rebecca Molinaro

And with your years already here, Mrs. Lindtvit, there shouldn't be any surprises. I'm confident that your eyes were open wide when you made your decision.

Good luck, ladies! All the best!

Monday, April 29, 2013

Everyone knew this was coming...

...but it still doesn't absolve the New York Jets from im­mediately climbing to the very pinnacle of "Professional Sports Teams that Institutionally Stink!"

Here's why:

Tim Tebow waived by New York Jets after one season

I've no idea of how good a pro quarterback Tebow More...

What took'em so long?

Recent New York Newsday headline:

The current Cannonball

LIRR: 'Cannonball' run straight from Penn to Hamptons

(This is what passes for "clever" with their head­line writers of today.)

The question is why wasn't this done decades ago?

I mean the "Cannonball" ac­tu­ally began life as an express train operating between Long Island City and Southampton 120 years ago, so the concept isn't entirely new. More...

Sunday, April 28, 2013

Rats!

Still, we had'em sweatin' the whole second half! If 'Melo just makes those free throws near the end of the 4th Quarter!

But as John McCabe... no, not Dr. John McCabe!... was fond of reminding folks throughout "McCabe & Mrs. Miller:"

"If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass so much...."

Just so!

Aw jeez!

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Now I know I hexed the Knicks!

Jeanne and I just got off a plane at Islip/Mac only to learn is that this year's Sixth Man Award-winner, J.R. Smith, the Knicks' num­ber two scorer so far in the play-offs, is watching Game #4 in street clothes, having been sus­pended for a Flagrant Foul (2) in Friday's game. More...

Saturday, April 27, 2013

The Curse of the Parquet Floor

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Ray Overton, do not read this!

If the Knicks... our New York Knicks... decide to become the first team in the history of the National Basketball As­so­ciation to lose a series in which they had been leading three games to none, I don't want you coming to my house with a carload of pressure cookers stuffed with kerosene and fertilizer because you think I put a jinx on their playoff series with the Boston Celtics by posting this before a clincher! More...

Friday, April 26, 2013

Upon further reflection...

...and a night's solid sleep, I re-read Southampton Press correspondent Erin McKinley's coverage of the public portion of Wednesday evening's Special Meeting, and one quote in particular jumped out at me.

"We had worked on this resolution and discussed it two meetings ago and got some input from everybody. I'd like to see this happen considering that in a couple of days we are going to be with someone new, and we have always had someone to come and train the new person—or assist the new person—and work with them. And that is why I feel it is necessary." More...

Biting my tongue only so much!

Westhampton Beach Board Hires Former Clerk To Train New Clerk

"......Village Board members voted in favor of rehiring retired Village Clerk Kathy McGinnis to train new a new and as yet unnamed village clerk/treasurer...."

For the second time in a week, this was done as More...

Thursday, April 25, 2013

Another embarrassment for ESPN

Can't say what number last evening's "SportsNation" was in a series of mis-fires for "The Worldwide Leader In Sports," but it was downright painful to watch as the final two minutes of the telecast reveals.

(I just stumbled on it while seeking the Red Wings-Kings telecast, so all I saw was the very end.)

Revealing the results of an on-line viewers poll for who should be on the package cover for the 25th anniversary edition of Madden NFL for Xbox 360 and PS3 video game consoles, it demonstrated conclusively that ESPN should stick to what it does best: reporting sports scores, tele­vising actual sporting contests, and creating fake More...

Like to see this happen...

...in truth, I'd like to see anything happen in this particular location!

New Mediterranean Restaurant Could Open In Westhampton Beach

It would be a great boon to the downtown area on several counts. More...

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Warning Warning Warning...

...carpetbagger alert! If you found a glossy magazine in your mailbox lately and didn't immediately toss the sucker because of the large "Westhampton Life" across the cover, beware!

It has about as much to do with "Westhampton" or "life" in our area as "Harper's Bazaar" does with open air markets in Harpers Ferry, West Virginia... or, for that matter, bucks locking antlers on Aspatuck Road. More...